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		<title>Cost of glasses show just how ridiculous this idea of 3D TV is</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Hodson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be right up front on this &#8211; I think the idea of 3D television has got to be one of the stupidest ideas in a long tong time and trust me I see more than my far share of stupid ideas on a daily basis.
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		<title>US to consider free wireless for “some” Americans</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Hodson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a report today US regulators are considering a plan to dedicate spectrum for a free wireless Internet services for some American in order to increase broadband service nationwide.
The FCC provided few details about how it would carry out such a plan and who would qualify, but will make a recommendation under the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vodafone HTC Magic found to be carrying virus out of the box</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It appears that just because something is factory sealed doesn&#8217;t necessarily insure that it is free of viruses.
An employee at Panda Research, a maker of anti-virus software, reportedly discovered some malware on her brand new HTC Magic phone from Vodafone according to a post on the corporate blog. Apparently the employee&#8217;s antivirus software set off [...] Related posts:<ol><li><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href='http://tech.blorge.com/Structure: /2007/06/28/vodafone-and-apple-in-terse-negotiations-over-iphone-in-europe/' title='Permanent Link: Vodafone and Apple in tense negotiations over iPhone in Europe'>Vodafone and Apple in tense negotiations over iPhone in Europe</a></li>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[It appears that just because something is factory sealed doesn&#8217;t necessarily insure that it is free of viruses.
An employee at Panda Research, a maker of anti-virus software, reportedly discovered some malware on her brand new HTC Magic phone from Vodafone according to a post on the corporate blog. Apparently the employee&#8217;s antivirus software set off [...] Related posts:<ol><li><a rel="nofollow"  href='http://tech.blorge.com/Structure:%20/2007/06/28/vodafone-and-apple-in-terse-negotiations-over-iphone-in-europe/' title='Permanent Link: Vodafone and Apple in tense negotiations over iPhone in Europe'>Vodafone and Apple in tense negotiations over iPhone in Europe</a></li>
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		<title>Amazon and Colorado go to war over new sales tax law</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean @ tech.blorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Consumers have long enjoyed the fact that they don&#8217;t need to pay sales tax on purchases they make on online stores so long as the company is based in another state than the one they live in. However, as state budgets continually spin out of control, that may all be changing in the not-so-distant [...] Related posts:<ol><li><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href='http://tech.blorge.com/Structure: /2010/01/29/amazon-fourth-quarter-sales-up-a-staggering-42/' title='Permanent Link: Amazon fourth quarter sales up a staggering 42%'>Amazon fourth quarter sales up a staggering 42%</a></li>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Consumers have long enjoyed the fact that they don&#8217;t need to pay sales tax on purchases they make on online stores so long as the company is based in another state than the one they live in. However, as state budgets continually spin out of control, that may all be changing in the not-so-distant [...] Related posts:<ol><li><a rel="nofollow"  href='http://tech.blorge.com/Structure:%20/2010/01/29/amazon-fourth-quarter-sales-up-a-staggering-42/' title='Permanent Link: Amazon fourth quarter sales up a staggering 42%'>Amazon fourth quarter sales up a staggering 42%</a></li>
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		<title>Tron Legacy Trailer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean P. Aune</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first full trailer for Tron Legacy has hit and &#8230; things have changed in the digital world.
We&#8217;ve already had a teaser trailer that gave us a taste of what to expect from the second Tron film, but this one gives us a bit of insight into the actual plot this time around.  If you&#8217;ve [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Tron Legacy Trailer", url: "http://www.seanpaune.com/2010/03/09/tron-legacy-trailer/" });<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.seanpaune.com">SeanPAune.com</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.seanpaune.com/2010/03/09/tron-legacy-trailer/">Tron Legacy Trailer</a></p>
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<p>We&#8217;ve already had a <a href="http://www.seanpaune.com/2009/07/30/tron-legacy/" >teaser trailer</a> that gave us a taste of what to expect from the second <em>Tron</em> film, but this one gives us a bit of insight into the actual plot this time around.  If you&#8217;ve been around the Web at all, you already knew the basics, but this footage confirms it.  We still have no idea why Flynn disappeared into the digital world, but I&#8217;m not sure any of us really care &#8230; just bring on the digital world!</p>
<p>The only thing that worries me?  White-haired guy with a cane?  I believe he is the &#8220;night club owner&#8221; we&#8217;ve heard rumblings about &#8230; a night club &#8230; in the computer world &#8230; why?  I mean, I know it&#8217;s supposed to be a world separate from ours, but alike in some ways, but do we really need a night club scene?</p>
<p>Oh well, here it is, enjoy folks.  (we have to wait until December?!?)</p>
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		<title>The Braindead Techcast Ep. 20: Moronic Monday where life is more than lumps and craters</title>
		<link>http://www.seanpaune.com/2010/03/08/the-braindead-techcast-ep-20-moronic-monday-where-life-is-more-than-lumps-and-craters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean P Aune</dc:creator>
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Welcome to the firs installment of Moronic Mondays!  As the tech world is usually pretty slow on Mondays, we decided we&#8217;d just cover a collection of stupid stories we run in to over the week.  Let me tell ya folks, there sure are a lot of stupid stories out there &#8230;
Enjoy the show!
(Links by Steven [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Braindead Techcast Ep. 20: Moronic Monday where life is more than lumps and craters", url: "http://www.seanpaune.com/2010/03/08/the-braindead-techcast-ep-20-moronic-monday-where-life-is-more-than-lumps-and-craters/" });<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.seanpaune.com">SeanPAune.com</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.seanpaune.com/2010/03/08/the-braindead-techcast-ep-20-moronic-monday-where-life-is-more-than-lumps-and-craters/">The Braindead Techcast Ep. 20: Moronic Monday where life is more than lumps and craters</a></p>
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<p>Welcome to the firs installment of Moronic Mondays!  As the tech world is usually pretty slow on Mondays, we decided we&#8217;d just cover a collection of stupid stories we run in to over the week.  Let me tell ya folks, there sure are a lot of stupid stories out there &#8230;</p>
<p>Enjoy the show!</p>
<p>(Links by Steven for some of the stories we discuss in this episode)</p>
<p><a id="3FF5524E-57FF-4968-8650-2A26685AF236_title" href="http://www.inquisitr.com/65540/microsoft-wants-internet-usage-tax/" >Top   Microsoft Exec Suggests Internet Usage Tax, Money Would Fight Cyber  Crime</a> – The Inquisitr<br />
<a title="Permanent link to Farmville Valued $1 Billion Higher than  Twitter" rel="bookmark" href="http://siliconangle.com/blog/2010/03/04/farmville-valued-1-billion-higher-than-twitter/" >Farmville  Valued $1 Billion Higher than Twitter</a> – SiliconANGLE<br />
<a href="http://torrentfreak.com/riaa-claims-music-pirates-hurt-haiti-fund-raising-100305/" >RIAA  Claims Music Pirates Hurt Haiti Fund Raising </a> – Torrent Freak<br />
<a id="title_permalink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/amazon-reacts-to-colorado_n_490028.html" >Amazon  Reacts To Colorado Internet Sales Tax Measure By Firing Its Colorado  Associates</a> – HuffPo<br />
<a title="Permanent link to iPhone Sausage Stylus comes to the US" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.slipperybrick.com/2010/03/iphone-sausage-stylus-comes-to-the-us/" >iPhone  Sausage Stylus comes to the US</a> – SlipperyBrick<br />
<a href="http://arstechnica.com/business/news/2010/03/why-ad-blocking-is-devastating-to-the-sites-you-love.ars" >Why  Ad Blocking is devastating to the sites you love</a> – Ars Technica<br />
<a href="http://briancarper.net/blog/advertising-is-devastating-to-my-well-being" >Advertising  is  devastating to my well-being</a> – Brian Carper<br />
<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/03/new_jersey_man_inejecting_butt.html" >Rogue  New Jersey ‘Doctor’ Putting His Caulk in Women’s Butts</a> – Daily  Intel<br />
<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6244QP20100308" >Canada  drops plans for politically correct anthem</a> – Reuters</p>
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		<title>Apple’s First iPad Commercial Says It All</title>
		<link>http://www.startertech.com/2010/03/08/apples-first-ipad-commercial-says-it-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Aune</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During the 82nd Annual Academy Awards last night, Apple debuted its first commercial for the upcoming iPad tablet.  There is one thing you can never say about Apple, and that is that they have bad advertising.
Lets just get the actual video out of the way.

If you had any question about what this device would do, [...]<p>Article originally published by <a href="http://www.startertech.com">StarterTech.com</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.startertech.com/2010/03/08/apples-first-ipad-commercial-says-it-all/">Apple&#8217;s First iPad Commercial Says It All</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During the 82nd Annual Academy Awards last night, Apple debuted its first commercial for the upcoming iPad tablet.  There is one thing you can never say about Apple, and that is that they have bad advertising.</p>
<p>Lets just get the actual video out of the way.</p>
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<p>If you had any question about what this device would do, you shouldn&#8217;t have that anymore after having watched that.</p>
<p>This commercial said in 30-seconds what bloggers have been writing about for five weeks now &#8230; if we just had an iPad to film we could have been done with this!</p>
<p>Honestly, we&#8217;re still saying you should skip the first generation, but we also know that most of you won&#8217;t listen to us, and this thing will be a huge seller.  We like the device, heck, we&#8217;d love to have one, but we also know the second generation will be even more impressive, so why not wait a year?  it&#8217;s not like this is a device you need, it&#8217;s one you want.</p>
<p>Article originally published by <a href="http://www.startertech.com">StarterTech.com</a><br/><br/><a href="http://www.startertech.com/2010/03/08/apples-first-ipad-commercial-says-it-all/">Apple&#8217;s First iPad Commercial Says It All</a></p>
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		<title>There will never be a better divorce letter – EVAR!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Hodson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just caught this over at Daily Shite and I am still ROFLMAO so I figured why not share what has to be the best divorce letter written (even if it is a hoax). Just make sure you aren&#8217;t drinking or eating anything as you read it.
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		<title>Apple cracking down on ‘cookie cutter’ iPhone apps</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean @ tech.blorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems Apple is on a real tear to clean up the iPhone App Store as of late, and now it wants to make sure that apps at least add some form of value to the user.
Not too long ago, we brought you the news that over 5,000 apps got banned for being too sexually [...] Related posts:<ol><li><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href='http://tech.blorge.com/Structure: /2010/02/19/prudish-apple-bans-sexy-iphone-apps/' title='Permanent Link: Prudish Apple bans sexy iPhone apps'>Prudish Apple bans sexy iPhone apps</a></li>
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Not too long ago, we brought you the news that over 5,000 apps got banned for being too sexually [...] Related posts:<ol><li><a rel="nofollow"  href='http://tech.blorge.com/Structure:%20/2010/02/19/prudish-apple-bans-sexy-iphone-apps/' title='Permanent Link: Prudish Apple bans sexy iPhone apps'>Prudish Apple bans sexy iPhone apps</a></li>
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		<title>Online shopping sees healthy growth through 2014</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that online shopping is no longer going to be something people only use when it comes to the holiday shopping season if current projections are anything to go by.
According to CNET, a new report from Forrester Research shows that by 2014, online sales are expected to hit $248.7 billion domestically, or approximately eight percent of [...] Related posts:<ol><li><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href='http://tech.blorge.com/Structure: /2008/11/26/online-holiday-shopping-season-starts-with-a-sputter/' title='Permanent Link: Online holiday shopping season starts with a sputter'>Online holiday shopping season starts with a sputter</a></li>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[It seems that online shopping is no longer going to be something people only use when it comes to the holiday shopping season if current projections are anything to go by.
According to CNET, a new report from Forrester Research shows that by 2014, online sales are expected to hit $248.7 billion domestically, or approximately eight percent of [...] Related posts:<ol><li><a rel="nofollow"  href='http://tech.blorge.com/Structure:%20/2008/11/26/online-holiday-shopping-season-starts-with-a-sputter/' title='Permanent Link: Online holiday shopping season starts with a sputter'>Online holiday shopping season starts with a sputter</a></li>
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